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If you’re interested, jump to Firefox online store for its more details. The color changing LED unicorn bath plug is priced at 9.99 (approx US13). When not in use, it serves as a cute ornament in your bathroom.
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Maybe don’t ‘gram this one while she’s using it.
This rape whistle is perfect for that friend who insists on walking everywhere. But no matter, I’ll keep writing this thing because that’s what you do when you commit to something. This list really got out of hand quickly. You’re gonna get so many likes when you ‘gram this. Maybe it’s the other way around actually, it’s not so clear from the instructions, but what is clear is that IT IS SO SPARKLY. It turns a blue-purple-pink gradient if it’s positive, and a pink-purple-blue gradient if you’re not.
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